Assjizzer

Someone that drops an alarming amount jizz in another person's ass.

Gavin: "Did you hear what Kris was saying to that guy earlier, typical assjizzer behavior."
David: "Yeah but he still thinks he's a Daddy."

Assjizzer by wangllama January 31, 2022

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assjizz

When you have rough sex with your wife and you cum in her ass and the next time she goes to take a shit its all white and sticky.

i bet suzy will have assjizz in the morning

assjizz by Caflisch22 May 4, 2006

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Assjizzer • Assjigger • assjiver • assjizz

assjiver

Someone who makes up what they're saying as they go, but manages to do so smoothly and deceptively. Especially apt if they use urban language or jive.

"You can't trust a word he says, man. He's nothing but an assjiver!"

assjiver by Assjiver originator September 12, 2008

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Assjigger

a person that can clap with their butt cheeks or shake their butt or a person that is mean.

Tara was being an Assjigger at the party.

Assjigger by Cour-tahh-ney February 20, 2008

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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