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1. A person, usually white, who acts like they grew up in the slums. (Derived from the Zimbabwean slang term for Caucasian)
2. A Caucasian who listens to hiphop.
The Hood in question;”
Haha what an Asshwad.”
Asshwad by TacticalAsshwad March 28, 2025
Urban Dictionary Merch
1. One who is incredibly ugly.
2. One who is constantly talking shit.
3. One who has shit for brains.
Lennox Lewis talked shit about Klitschko after almost being beaten like the bitch he is: therefore Lennox Lewis is an asshead.
asshead by fidel August 14, 2003
one who acts like an idiot,A moron,a stupid person.
Oh my gosh, you are such an asshead!!!!
asshead by mARCYH August 21, 2006
Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.
"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"
Asswad by Hazard October 23, 2003

assheadquarters 

The place where assheads gather to be idiots together, or to plan moronic outings.
I've got to stop by assheadquarters to see if Frank is still there playing video games and listening to dance music.
assheadquarters by zeul April 4, 2006
a complete jerk
someone who shoots mouth off when not asked.
a bulge in the rear of your jeans
Look at Jack,he's a complete asswad.
asswad by Mr Lee December 23, 2006
A word used to describe someone who has their head so far up their own ass that they lack the ability to comprehend other people’s feelings or emotions.
Lucas is such an asshead!”
IKR! He doesn’t care about anyone else’s feelings.”
Asshead by Jackaß February 12, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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