Assholitis  

Emanating an aura of aggressiveness and disdain towards others. It occurs in people from all ethnic groups; males are affected about three to four times more often than females unless provoked. Common side effect are the use of the word "stupid!" and attraction to physical violence and alcoholic beverages.

"Oh wow, I think I'm catching assholitis from you!!"

Assholitis by xicana xingona June 21, 2007

assholitis 

A disease, possibly terminal resulting from being a complete asshole.

His girlfriend dumped him because he has a bad case of assholitis. It might be terminal.

assholitis by Jeanine Albert October 12, 2007

assholitis 

An occasional,sometimes chronic sickness caused by an excessive daily overabundance of contact with assholes. Usually in the workplace,but can come from many sources including traffic and local surroundings.

I seem to have come down with a touch of assholitis today.

assholitis by JoeNJ2 January 11, 2012

assholitis 

The condition of a stupid or irritating person who has the behavior of being thoroughly contemptible and detestable.

He has a bad case of assholitis.

assholitis by Sheryl P. April 24, 2006

assholitis 

The condition in which your asshole gets so sweaty that it is dripping and slippery.

After the baseball game, my girlfriend noticed, I had a bad case of assholitis.

assholitis by BFH August 23, 2006

senior assholitis 

The affliction known to strike high school seniors. Symptoms include utter lack of respect for anyone, inflated self-worth, and laziness. Prone to emotional outbursts, especially when confronted with a problem due to their own actions (or inaction)...

Father: What's her problem?!
Mother: Senior assholitis has hit.

senior assholitis by Hwood73 February 18, 2015

assholeitis 

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.

A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)

assholeitis by RESCU May 13, 2009