Definitions by BFH

Adam 

The biggest asshole you will ever meet in your life. A pathological liar that will treat you good for awhile then leave yo ass. He will make up shit just to leave you also. Don't fuck with an adam cause they'll fuck you over

Yo that's Adam he's an ass

Adam by Bfh January 8, 2015

assholitis 

The condition in which your asshole gets so sweaty that it is dripping and slippery.

After the baseball game, my girlfriend noticed, I had a bad case of assholitis.

assholitis by BFH August 23, 2006