assholiness 

The act of being a glorified asshole.

A person who by definition is the biggest asshole on the planet. Only the "King" of assholes can carry the title of assholiness. This elitist asshole is the highest ranking asshole!

"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"

Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!

assholiness by Lady Sarcasm December 3, 2010

assholiness 

The state or quality of being an asshole.

My new boss is a real prick. His assholiness knows no bounds.

assholiness by Nick Wright August 12, 2006

assholiness 

assholiness is a state of being most exhibited by politicians and mass media windbags

Jay Leno, his assholiness, made fun of unemployed people like it was fun to lose your job, your house and your family.

assholiness by J Snow February 5, 2010

assholiness 

A grade A, highest ranking asshole

"Your wish is my command your assholiness"

assholiness by bwitchu March 15, 2004

Assholiness 

The nasty, conceited, pompous, narcissistic, and fucked up behavior demonstrated assholes.

That fucking salesperson was full of ASSHOLINESS!!! The manager should fire her conceited ass!

Assholiness by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

pope of assholiness 

A term used to describe someone that brings being an a-hole to an other worldly level, or is the biggest a-hole you have ever met.

Man that guy is the biggest a-hole ever, I mean he really takes the cake!
Yeah, he's the pope of assholiness!

pope of assholiness by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) December 3, 2010

His Assholiness 

Melania’s initially secret pet name for the 45th POTUS which was eventually adopted by many in 45’s administration who worked closely with him.

Let’s get His Assholiness in here for the photo op and then he can be released back to his room while we discuss this issue further.

His Assholiness by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021