Asshole Chicken 

Any chicken that gets prepared and served in the following way: 1. The server grabs it with her bare hands after touching her ass 2. The chicken squirts when you pick it up 3. The chicken looks like an old lady’s clitoris and smells like an Ass-Plosion 4. It comes in two variants: the cream-covered artichoke cunt, and the piss-yellow clitoris

Asian Dad: Holy fuck, this asshole chicken tastes like dog meat! I need another plate!
Everyone else: Fucking Christ, this chicken looks and smells like an old sweaty vag! Who the fuck made this?

Asshole Chicken by #fuckgoblindrill February 26, 2022

Chicken Asshole 

That wing you find in your order that really isn't quite a chicken wing and may not even be chicken in the first place.

Out of the 12 wings I ordered only 11 were wing and 1 was a chicken asshole.

Chicken Asshole by Ponytail hater May 19, 2021

chicken asshole 

another term for the chicken rings at white castle.
should be pronounced "chicken asshowle"
some people may have trouble digesting these, especially after a long night of binge drinking.

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"let's go to white castle and get some chicken asshole, I'm craving them"

chicken asshole by TBag1 July 30, 2008

Chicken Shit Assholes 

A phrase made famous but the incredible movie "The China Syndrome". Used in cases of extreme desperation and drama. Chicken Shit Assholes, is a phrase not to be taken lightly.

When Chelsea's sandwich made Toby vomit he screamed out in exasperation "CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLES!!!!!"

Chicken Shit Assholes by Tksv96 November 24, 2011

chicken and assholes 

Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.

Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.

-or-

"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"

chicken and assholes by King McCool May 23, 2008