AssFault

n. AssFault is a more elegant and more sophisticated term to replace the relatively more vulgar ButtCrack or its synonym, AssCrack.

etymology: AssFault is a conjoining of two terms: "Ass," which refers to the posterior of a person, and "Fault" which is a geological term indicating a break or a crack.

After the long bike ride over the asphalt my AssFault was very sore... I think I need a new seat.

Dude 1: Dude-- pull up your pants. I can see your butt is broken!

Dude2: What?

Dude1: I can see your AssFault!

AssFault by Neologian-PJG November 16, 2012

assfault

A disgusting feature that makes a relatively nice ass look bad. (hair, mole, boil, hemmeroid, etc.).

Cellulite is a major assfault. It can make the nicest asses go bad.

assfault by bLiTch June 19, 2008

AssFault

ButtCrack:
Because it’s literally a fault in your ass. Like the San Andreas Fault is a big crack in the ground.

There’s some rumblings coming from your assfault.

AssFault by Mr Harrow September 6, 2022

assfault

Refers to da blame laid on da highway-department foreman's you-know-what if da blacktop-repair job isn't done properly.

D.O.T. foreman: I always research a job thoroughly, make sure dat da site is cleaned and prepared properly, and tell my workers to pour and spread da tar correctly, so dat hopefully nobody will come after me with an "assfault" complaint.

assfault by QuacksO January 8, 2023

assfault junkies 

An obnoxious motorcycle gang based in Cincinnati composed primarily of tools, squids and douche bags.

Hey did you see the news? A bunch of Assfault Junkies got arrested for doing wheelies down the highway....again

Did you see that guy almost crash his bike? What a total assfault junkie!

assfault junkies by Eric M 775 October 24, 2010

Assfault Junkies 

A Cincinnati based sport bike motorcycle club. Colors are black and yellow with a nuclear reactor symbol the icon.

The Assfault Junkies are fucking crazy fast!

Assfault Junkies by KneeDownInCinci June 5, 2010

Assfault Junkies 

A Cincinnati based group known worldwide for their excellent bird watching skills. Colors are black and yellow with a nuclear symbol. Often seen commuting to various bird watching locations on their sport bikes

The Assfault Junkies recently opened up their own shop! They have the best bird watching equipment in town!

Assfault Junkies by PinkyThePurpleFartingDinosaur July 26, 2011