asseer 

A name strictly given to gods and noblemen.

It's origin is unknown, yet many believe that the name created itself.

You're either an Asseer or a nobody.

Long live Asseer

asseer by Ricardo De'lia March 23, 2019

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

AssEar 

End result of wearing huge earrings which leaves large holes in the ear. Fixing the holes results in stitches that leave a scar that looks like an A-Hole.

Yo Michelle, Those earrings the size of a Double Stuff Oreo are going to give you AssEar

AssEar by Michelle1965 October 14, 2019

Dumb Assery

The trappings, accoutrements, and doings of a dumb ass.

Come on guys, let's go home. This sort of dumb assery is going to get us all arrested. Bill, put down that hammer!

Dumb Assery by The Real Jack Jones September 28, 2007

Half-Assery 

The act of leaving tasks unfinished (Half-Assed)

There is a lot of half-assery going on around the job site.

Half-Assery by zombieone3 January 8, 2008

Dumb-Assery

The practice of acting foolish or saying something foolish when the circumstance calls for an intelligent response.

The dumb-assery of the press led to an immediate breakdown in communications, causing the riot to escalate into a battle between the police and the citizens.

Dumb-Assery by Grahame C. December 22, 2008

Assery 

The act of being an ass for no other reason than being an ass.

He displayed a whole new level of assery last night.

Assery by Rotary Rebel June 1, 2010