Asscept 

Asscept is a thing earned from having sex with married woman (generally mothers).

You lose your Asscept when the son or daughter catches you or when your partner doesn't cum.

1. Have you earned your Asscept?
2. Are you going to get an Asscept?
3. Your mum gave me an Asscept.

Asscept by AGJR4PRESIDENT September 20, 2020

assceptional

Adj: two words combined: ass and exceptional meaning, an extraordinary ass.

Look at that assceptional ass in that group of females!

assceptional by Seven & a Half April 15, 2009

ASScentives 

Derived from the word "incentives". An ASScentive is when a guy (or girl) is looking for a short term friend with benefits/piece of ass.

"I think this girl may offer some good ASScentives" or "He's a douche, he's just looking for ASScentives"

ASScentives by ASScentives October 28, 2009

Assept

When you open your butthole whilst using a bidet for a deep cleaning; often you try to swish it around like Listerine in your mouth and then you have your butt spit it out into the toilet

Before a good rim job, I like to clean up by assepting the bidet water. Be sure your butt spits out the ass water so that you don’t later accidentally shart.

Cordell was pleasantly surprised to find that Suzie had assepted and did not have poo rim like usual.

Assept by Pharm_runner January 8, 2022

asscaptain 

1. One who takes charge of and dominates asses like a despot.

2. The nemisis of the asspirate. Although their goals are similar they are loathe to share the ass-sea.

3. A man who loves ass-sex, but unlike the asspirate the ass captain in purely homosexual.

1. "I can't believe the way roberto lets mantooth captain his ass like that"

2. Asscaptain McClendon glared at his arch nemesis, the dred asspirate Roberts.
"I'll be damned if I share this eerr ass-ocean yee," exclaimed the insatiable Roberts.
"Then battle for the ass we must!" retorted McClendon.

3. "Man o man do I singularily love to tyranize a man's ass," said the asscaptain.

asscaptain by Matuea October 8, 2006

asscaptain 

1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.

Brad should stop telling me what to do. I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.

asscaptain by Matt Heston September 2, 2008

Assception 

When something/someone has something stuck with a hole in their ass.

He put a CD in his ass and went to the ER. He became an ASSCEPTION.

Assception by Gene Walter September 30, 2011