asscano

When one decides to put a condom full of baking soda down his rectum. He then has vingear poured down the crack of his ass, into his anus, thus creating a volcanic explosion.

Who wants to do the asscano?

by Ganstalicious69 September 8, 2006

Asscano

When someone has explosive poops.

I became an asscano after eating those burritos.

by Volcanicpoops June 14, 2018

Asscano eruption

This phenomenon mostly occurs in summer. When a person is naked and lying face down on the bed during sweating, the farts will spray sweat from the buttocks into the air, and the sweat loses heat as it moves through the air, reducing the temperature to below body temperature. Eventually, when the below-body-temperature sweat falls back on human skin (mainly the thighs), it creates a chill, and this phenomenon, known as Asscano Eruption, is perceived.

Example: Fuck it! I just got a Asscano Eruption and it ruined my dinner!

by Respel Mallur July 21, 2022

asscan

(n)
Similar to a Leprechaun's Pot of Gold, an object of priceless value... Something you search endlessly for. The only catch is, you don't know what the fuck it is.

also, A universal word, similar to the word "skeet", which can be used to describe an object which one is in search for and cannot find.

see also, a word used to describe something that you own which has recently been tampered with

"Yo nigga, where yo asscan at?"

"Where the fuck is my asscan at bro?"

"That nigga just shit in my asscan!"

"Dude! Who fucked my asscan?"

by DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD November 28, 2009

asscannon

The farts and/or stool exit noises you get the morning after a beer binge.

After all the beer I drank last night my butt has turned into an asscannon.

by MacDano July 12, 2006

asscandle

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

by Asshat Supreme May 11, 2003

assanology

A person who study different part of a ass or like to eat it

I’m a assanology can I take a look at your ass

by Milo_s September 25, 2020