Assalot

A forest located in a town called Swayze. Assalot is home to many rare species, including the ever popular Beargina. Many have tried to spacedock the Beargina of Assalot but few have succeeded. Assalot is the birthplace of the Chocolate Sock Olympics held the weekend of October the 16th.

Guy- "Hey buddy, what are you up to this weekend"

Buddy- "I'm off to Camp Assalot to try and find me some sweet Beargina to spacedock"

Guy- "Sweet I hear the Beargina is ripe this time of year. Are you gonna enter the Chocolate Sock Olympics?"

Buddy- "I was thinking about it but I have wingarrea."

by Beargina October 7, 2009

assalope

Someone who is 100% ASS and goes around "prancing" as such

That Jill is SUCH an ASSALOPE! Just look at her a prancing around!

by Brad Albert November 5, 2005

Assalation

Girls shaking their asses provocatively.

"Damn, that video had a lot of assalation."
"I see you baby, shaking that ass."

by penquinsolder October 26, 2012

assalytics

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

by Larry C April 25, 2008

bath assalt

The act of assualting someone while on bath salt.

" That dude just bath assalted that guy and ate his face"

by eatfacebmp June 25, 2012

assclot

The clogage of someones asshole. May be caused by a variety of things. Also used as an insult in certain cases.

That mandarin buffet gave me an assclot the next morning so I drank a tea spoon of ex-lax.

by M Style December 12, 2008

Assplotion

When someone blows up the bathroom in flatulence and/or faeces.

Someone left an Assplotion all over the toilet bowl.

by Hectorcaliente October 5, 2011