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Assan effect

If shortened, asseffect. When a person in a fit of spontaneous sleepiness decides to step away from the vc for a few minutes to lie down only to wake up 6 hours later (redaction needed).
-Damn, where is he? He told us he'd lie down for 15 minutes fucking 3 hours ago.
-Must be the assan effect.
by ComradeCrab197 August 4, 2023
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Asian Effect

The theory that if an Asian kid fail a test all the kids around the Asian will too shall fail.
"Hey, Nguyen just failed the Calculus test"
"I know Adrian,Raymond,John,Heidi,and Lilly failed too"
"Asian Effect man."
by That khid October 1, 2011
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Assad-Maduro Effect

Also Assad-Maduro Bias, a form of bias where observers focus exclusively on a single action, goal, or intention—ignoring the actual consequences, outcomes, and means used to achieve them. Named after the international reactions to the falls of Assad and Maduro, where critics fixated on the abstract goal of "removing dictators" while dismissing the catastrophic humanitarian consequences, the rise of even worse actors, and the methods used (sanctions starving populations, support for extremist factions, destruction of infrastructure). The bias allows its holders to feel morally pure by focusing on intentions while remaining willfully blind to results. It's the logic of "the goal was good, so everything done to achieve it is justified"—a blank check for atrocity dressed in noble intentions.
Example: "He celebrated the sanctions against Venezuela as 'standing up to dictatorship,' applying the Assad-Maduro Effect by ignoring that the sanctions had devastated healthcare, caused thousands of deaths, and pushed millions into poverty. The goal (removing Maduro) was all that mattered; the consequences (starving children) were invisible. Means and ends had been separated, and only ends counted—which is how you justify anything."
by Abzugal February 19, 2026
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Asian Rice Cooker Effect

When your name is Joshua and you have bad memory and go crazy when someone steals your stuff
by no19212129 March 28, 2023
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