AssHitch 

You joke about someone and It offends Someone and the get "Butt hurt"

He got AssHitched When I said His Teeth were too big for his mouth. haha, He was Butt Hurt.

AssHitch by Suckdisdiniik November 28, 2016

assbitcher

ass + bitch or aidan murphy

you assbitcher

assbitcher by mboy321 April 28, 2016

Asshatchery 

Noun: A place where asshats congeal, usually gutters and online chat rooms.

Jonny: a/s/l?
Betty: OMFG im t0t4lly naked n u r h0rny for me!
Jonny: damn, i found an asshatchery...

Child: My mom said I cant go over 'cuz your house is an asshatchery...

Asshatchery by Chronnie January 6, 2008

son of an assbitch 

A derogatory term, which denotes that one's father is a homosexual, and happens to be the catcher.

"Hey man, lemme get some of your tater tots."

"Fuck off, you sorry son of an assbitch."

son of an assbitch by mcklucker October 8, 2007

Assbitch 

Someone who is whiny, annoying, self-centered, and generally just a jerk; can describe a male or female, but it's funnier when it's a guy.

"Taro can be a real assbitch sometimes."

Assbitch by HomicidaLxFisH October 20, 2004

assbitch 

The being of an ass and a bitch at the same time.

Stop being an assbitch!

assbitch by amandamanderz August 19, 2009

Asshitchery 

1) when asshats marry
2) hooking up trailers or other people via asshitch

My IQ 85 cousin's getting married and he wants me to RSVP. Wanna come to the asshitchery with me? Free cake...

Asshitchery by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009