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Ass Cookie  

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Small shit-soiled pieces of toilet paper that become tangled in ass hair.
"I've got a nest of Ass Cookie Susan, so before you toss the salad let me go shower"
Ass Cookie by Nate_Ona February 22, 2007
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ass cookie 

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A cookie that has been placed between one's asscheeks for a period of time, 5mins to a half hour,once ass juices are absorbed the cookie is then strategically placed for an unwitting victim (normally a fat asshole)to find and eat.
That fat bastard Dimitri has been acting like a real dickhead, so i put and ass cookie on his desk and watched him eat it.
ass cookie by YoungBronson September 23, 2010
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ass cookie 

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When your eating out a girl's b-hole and you find a cookie shoved up in there
Person 1: I was eating a girl out last night and I found an ass cookie!
Person 2: really? Awesome!
Person 1: I know right? Talk about 2 birds
ass cookie by Anonymous527 October 7, 2013
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Ass cookie 

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A scatists reference to a chunky gold nugget of poop which brings a fleeting moment of sexual joy
"This ass cookie has brought me a fleeting moment of sexual joy."
Ass cookie by dux0r2 March 22, 2010
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ass cookie 

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a word that cute germans use to say something mean to old ladies who cut them off in traffic
"Shizer!! Ass cookie!!"
ass cookie by dubya00098 October 6, 2006
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Ass cookie 

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Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.
My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.
Ass cookie by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018
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