MarinaCityBrian's definitions

Ass cookie

Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.

My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.

by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018

etbae

1. The estimated time of arrival of one’s significant other.

2. Estimated Time of Arrival of Bae.

What is your ETBae? I miss you.

If she had given me the right ETBae, I wouldn’t have been waiting so long.

by MarinaCityBrian October 23, 2017

rally ball

Dropping shrooms then a line of cocaine as you begin to trip

Do you guys want to do some rally balls tonight?

by MarinaCityBrian October 21, 2021