Shizer

A german porno when the female shits on the males chest or visa versa...as seen expertly in the Laura G. Shizer Video

"U know man, like the Shizer Video mats mom is in"

by Bob G. September 19, 2004

shizer

the english form of the german word schei*e or in english shit
*special german letter meaning ss dat looks like B

Du bist Schei*e
you are shit

by ZAC =P April 04, 2005

shizer

Eva Braun knew how to give Hitler a good "shizer": the act of defecating on another person's chest.

Hitler couldn't get off unless Eva gave him a good shizer.

by mr. buggaloo October 02, 2004

shizer

Those people that enjoy rubbing poop on the wall, what is up with that?

For community service, I had to clean the wall where some shizer left his mark.

*Beware, these people can look like average citizens*

by Seattle Sun July 11, 2008

shizer

you talk a lot of shizer

by chrissy March 20, 2003

shizer

two german girls crapping on each others mouth

dude i just saw this nasty shizer

by ben mccubbins July 09, 2003

shizered

To be extremely intoxicated with alcoholic beverages

"Sorry love i was shizered"

by nick October 23, 2004