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When sooooooo shitty at something that there absolutely ass-cakes, also used for someone who is paraplegic/anti semetic.
Walks up to a paraplegic man at park:”thy arst cake o’ arse/ you are absolutely ass-cakes my gooy”.
Ass-Cake by KennedyKiller1963 August 8, 2022
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Ass cake 

A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.
Greg: Hey man, I gotta go drop an ass cake.
Joe: I love you
Ass cake by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

ass cake 

Searyx is a total ass cake.
ass cake by SearyxLicksBalls July 24, 2003

Ass Cake 

A horrible smell; originates from the smell of drying dog poo on a hot summer day
That milk is bad; it smells like an ass cake.
Ass Cake by Mary Lauren December 27, 2007

ass cake 

a piece of shit that is round in shape
ass cake by 3stripeDude August 3, 2003

ASS CAKE 

another word for a cookie that has no eggs :)
WOW THAT ASS CAKE WAS DELICIOUS- BECAUSE I COULDNT TASTE THE EGGS
ASS CAKE by nittynora December 23, 2010

Ass cake 

Verb; When a girl has a bad yeast infection so you have to fuck her in the ass and then you frost her with your jizz.
Had to make that ass cake and it wasn’t that bad. 8/10 would make more ass cake.
Ass cake by GutterHooligan January 30, 2022
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 2: How do you know?
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