ass waffle 

The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.

" HAHAHAHAHA... Last night at my friend's sleep over, I gave someone an ass waffle"

ass waffle by Skitterbon pancakes January 25, 2012

ass waffle 

The act of giving a rimjob while said persons ass is covered in maple syrup, and waffle mix.

I was forced to give a man an ass waffle in prison, this I shall never forget.

ass waffle by bigwade August 24, 2006

Ass waffle 

Someone being a meany

Omg he’s such an ass waffle

Ass waffle by IeatA$S February 16, 2019

Ass Waffle 

When some bitch pushes you off a cliff and you land on your ass, your Cardi B. ass you spent 8K on is now an ass waffle.

Som Bitch:Hey Angana, hows the ass waffle?
Angana: It’s fucking disgusting.

Ass Waffle by Urie Tarded January 18, 2020

Ass-Waffle 

(Noun) An analogy to describe the look of one's Ass Hole to that of a Blue Waffle.

(Adjective) A description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.

"I hope Brittany Spears vagina doesn't look as bad as her Ass-Waffle."

"The way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big Ass-Waffle."

"Saying that girl had a butterface was very considerate, saying she has one big Ass-Waffle of a face was much more true."

Ass-Waffle by March1392 October 29, 2012

Waffle Ass 

the impression that is left on a girls ass after she has pressed it against a chain link fence to have sex with a man on the opposide side of the fence

That Army/Airforce girl was so hard up for dick she got waffle ass fucking that detainee

Waffle Ass by Bucca Bandit October 16, 2008

Waffle Ass 

The Impression of a chain link fence that is left on a girls ass after she has had sex with someone through the sex.

That Army/Airforce girl was so hard up for dick she got a waffle ass from that Detainee

Waffle Ass by Flightdoc October 4, 2008