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Ass trance

When your guy cant get enough of your ass!

When he loves you so much, no one can keep him from thinking of your ass!

His dick always wanting more, and his dick always stays hard, cuz his mind is in an ass trance!
Yazariah: "Dang he still loves her after all this time i thought they stopped seeing other."

Matt: "Nah they never stopped, its crazy how much they love each other... Even when he's fucking someone else.. She still got him in an ass trance!"

Aracely: "girl he's right. And thats on the real, cuz straight up he still thinks about her ass while he's getting some fresh!"

Matt: "when's the wedding?"
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you trace roberts having ass nigga 

a fuck nigga who is down for anything; angry barbaric butt sex, goon challenges, super semen time, freaky frank fucking time and gay sex with guacamole nigga penises.
ray:"you trace roberts having ass nigga".
"damn bro my bad im just into everything freaky".
ray:"all good twin love you bro".

assurance 

Buy assurance to provide insurance to cover your ass.
assurance by Tirol Ski November 19, 2007

Self-assurance 

confidence in yourself and your abilities
But for girls who lack that armor of self-assurance, the insecurity I felt after reading Seventeen must have been even more unbearable.
Self-assurance by Weeheh October 14, 2014

Repetitive Assurance 

In speech, when someone repeats themselves in an attempt to assure the listener of their intention. Often repetitive assurance is utilized by those who have nothing better to say, so instead they opt to say things twice. Repetitive assurance has been made popular by the character known as YeahYeah from the movie Sandlot.
Rebecca: "You going to go to that movie tonight?"
D'Antonio: "Yeah yeah!"
Rebecca: "How about you, Matt?"
Matt: "I'm in. I'm in!"
Rebecca: "What's with all this repetitive assurance lately?"
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"What was he thinking? I mean, what was he thinking!?"
Repetitive Assurance by theBigKat February 16, 2010

Cohen assurance

An assurance, guarantee or promise that is only good for a period; it cannot be relied upon 100% because the guarantor will renege on their promise(s) in the face of severe trials (or heat).
Ray: But, he assured me he won't tell on me. That's why I'm shocked he did!

Jay: Wise up dude, that was obviously just a Cohen assurance!
Cohen assurance by m-fun February 10, 2019

assurance fraud 

noun--Purposely insisting to someone that something is true when you know it isn't. i.e. lies.
"The musings of a radical outcast are victims of assurance fraud--Time and Again insist, and The Words truly believe, that they fall not on deaf ears."--C. Stern, 1991
assurance fraud by ceefour October 8, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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