ass tart

A pop-tart used as a weapon against someones ass

That queer wouldn't get off my couch, but a few well placed ass tarts and he moved pretty fast

by holyfunkadelic01 April 1, 2004

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Ass tart

An annoyingly unreliable counterpart.

He was being an ass tart.

by sunwriter March 6, 2022

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When you invite a bunch of friends over for a sleep over. When one of the males falls asleep. You insert your penis into his ass, take pictures, then shove your cock in his mouth... and take pictures.

Wow, dude I think some one slipped me roofies. I found some pictures of me getting a Weiner Ass Tart at the party last night. There was a crowd gathered and all.

by Dick nipple, dudley manlove February 21, 2009

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nerd ass pop tart

Being a nerd ass pop tart means to get no play, no bitches and overthink everything. Really it’s just a bum who doesn’t do shit and expects everything to come to him and go his way.

Damn that dude Jackson is a nerd ass pop tart

by JustANewsTeller November 5, 2022

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Nerd ass pop tart

Being a nerd ass pop tart is basically considered being a munch, simp, pick me boy, horny little fuck, and a average discord mod. Need ass pop tarts don’t get much action with the ladies nor do they get play. They tend to talk themselves up for big game and talk but once the time comes they fold under pressure and won’t even try to talk to the female. Overthinking is a pop tarts biggest feature though.

Treyon: Yo go talk to her if your feeling her so much.

Stonehead: Nah man she won’t like me😔

Treyon: How tf you gon know that if you haven’t even talked to her

Stoneheas: Nah man but no girl ever wants me, i’m too ugly. She’ll just reject me😭

Treyon: Bro you being a nerd ass pop tart

by IAintMinuteMaid November 15, 2022

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