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a game that is made up in teenager's basements... all you need is a ball that bounces and shit to break.

can be kicked, thrown, paddled, etc between two people. the smaller the room, the better.
Jimmy put a huge fucking hole in my wall last time we played assball.
ass ball by QBall July 11, 2006
Words you can keep
Hey Joey do you wanna play ass ball?
Ass ball by steammustachio April 23, 2021
An ass ball is a human being cowering in a tight fetal position. Most used in the context of "to curl into an ass ball"
Oh my god, he's coming! Quick, curl into an ass ball for defense!
ass ball by The Definitionator August 25, 2005
Tonsil stones or tonsilloliths. Solidified plaque/phlem/muscus balls that deposit themselves in the back of your throat/tonsils/etc. Doesn't seem to remove itself unti it is coughed or hacked up. Smells awful...like ass. Tends to be yellow in color. Also known as "throat nugget"
Dude, I coughed up the biggest ass ball the other day. It was sick.
ass ball by katiekarnage April 12, 2007

ass-ball connector 

A gooch, or the area in between a man's nutsack and asshole. Also, called the ABC
I was doing this guy in the ass and then, all of a sudden, he grabbed back and touched my ABC (ass-ball connector). That was when I knew he was gay.

ass ball connection 

A sensitive place of possible futute pleasure that is located between the males tesicles and the anal opening. AKA The bit between you ass and your balls, or, Gooch.

When a certain female/male is providing satisfactory oral stimulation he/she licks a tender patch of skin between the two areas, "ass ball connection" AKA When a dude or chick goes down on your balls and licks your gooch.
ass ball connection by Timafee June 15, 2008

ass ball hand

When a man scratches his ass then his balls and puts his hand on a womans face.
I just ass ball handed your mom!
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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