Ass Puke

Shit.

Alright, now who's the cocksucker who had a diarrhea attack and left their ass puke all over the toilet seat?

Ass Puke by cantbetheking July 22, 2014

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ass puke

Without spoiling lunch, think of that time you poured the extra soggy raisin bran down the toilet.

Fred: Felt good to get that out.
Bob: Yeah?
Fred: Asspuke!
Bob: Sick

ass puke by foug March 26, 2003

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ass-puke

A synonym for taking a crap

"Hey, could you guys hold up? I need to go ass-puke really quick."

ass-puke by Rambler12013 August 10, 2008

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Shit ass puke

a disgusting ass blanket at jacobs house that smells like a pile of shit and ass plus puke

hand me the shit ass puke I'm cold

Shit ass puke by Jakecameo April 24, 2021

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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