Ass Puke

Shit.

Alright, now who's the cocksucker who had a diarrhea attack and left their ass puke all over the toilet seat?

Ass Puke by cantbetheking July 22, 2014

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ass puke

Without spoiling lunch, think of that time you poured the extra soggy raisin bran down the toilet.

Fred: Felt good to get that out.
Bob: Yeah?
Fred: Asspuke!
Bob: Sick

ass puke by foug March 26, 2003

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ass-puke

A synonym for taking a crap

"Hey, could you guys hold up? I need to go ass-puke really quick."

ass-puke by Rambler12013 August 10, 2008

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Shit ass puke

a disgusting ass blanket at jacobs house that smells like a pile of shit and ass plus puke

hand me the shit ass puke I'm cold

Shit ass puke by Jakecameo April 24, 2021

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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