Ass Muff 

While having doggystyle sex with a gal, and you grab her ass cheeks and spread them to take a look at her booty hole, you notice strains of hair all around her asshole.

Dude, I was dogging this chic last night and went to check her asshole out and she was packing a total ass muff.

Ass Muff by grorge January 10, 2008

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thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work

i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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uuhhh thsorry i cannt tolk

Fuck Shit Cock Ass Titti Boner Bitch Muff Pussy Cock Butthole Barbra Streisand by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009

oklahoma ass muffler 

Wadded up toilet paper used to muffle the sound of explosive gas and diarrhea

The walls of my trailer are thin, so when I have company over I have to use an Oklahoma Ass Muffler to stifle my bowel movement

oklahoma ass muffler by SickRN February 2, 2017

Ass Muffin 

The smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. If you experience the ass muffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.

zomg that hax! He UnleasHED a nasty ass muffin smell!

Ass Muffin by Greg J.B March 27, 2007

ass muffin 

a term of endearment. A term an ass master may call someone they consider a friend.

My little ass muffin is home.

ass muffin by Megdolly December 10, 2008

ass muffin 

The act of stuffing one or many muffins down your pants, while promptly sitting down on the doughy mass. Upon sitting, you take the muffin mass, ball it up and eat it.

dude, you really need to get a taste of Chris's ass muffin, it's to die for!

ass muffin by theprettiestbaglady March 5, 2009

ass muffin cheese cake patato fries 

a phrase you scream when you stub your toe

you stub your toe
and scream "ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

ass muffin cheese cake patato fries by urban genius May 12, 2009