Ass M & M’s 

aka dingleberries : little balls of toilet paper matted into the pubic/asshole hairs after wiping.

“I was gonna go down on my girl untill I realized there were Ass M & M’s everywhere!“

Ass M & M’s by Stargazer_010 March 24, 2020

I'm skin your ass

The person is implying that they are the skin on your ass

I'm skin your ass and make myself a new fur coat

I'm skin your ass by Cheezeemcgee October 7, 2016

I'm gonna shove it up my ass 

another way of saying "I love it so much"

Friend: hey have you heard Fall Out Boy's new single?

Me: yeS IT'S SO GOOD I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP MY ASS

Friend: what

I'm gonna shove it up my ass by hornyaf December 28, 2014

R.E.M. Ass Sweat 

The sweat an individual’a ass produces during REM (rapid eye movement) sleep, the deepest state of dreams...

When you wake up after a deep sleep with swamp ass you know youv’ve got REM ass sweat.

Dave: Don’t go in my bed, I get R.E.M. Ass Sweat when I sleep naked, it drips.

Jim: bro I don’t really care, this blanket is really warm

R.E.M. Ass Sweat by Slavid February 17, 2019

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself! 

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself! by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

Blang blang mutha fuaka I\'m bout to cap yo\' dumb punk bitch shit ass nigga! 

Phrase commonly used by angery negros.

Threat of death by instrument commonly tucked under nuts; pertains to no specific race; often used by white people who watch a lot of BET.

Blang blang mutha fuaka I\'m bout to cap yo\' dumb punk bitch shit ass nigga!

Blang blang mutha fuaka I\'m bout to cap yo\' dumb punk bitch shit ass nigga! by XshadowsX April 26, 2005