Ass-life 

The time it takes a fart or shart to be reduced to half its initial potency, typically measured in seconds.

Upon eating Thai food, Dr. Long Fat Wang discovered that the Ass-life of his farts increased by a solid 15 seconds.

Ass-life by believeitsbutter January 14, 2013

ass of life 

A term of endearment used to describe Christopher Meloni's luscious bubble-butt.
AKA: AOL

"I only watched OZ to see the ass of life in the shower."
*posts a photo of Meloni's bum to Twitter, tags it #AOL *

ass of life by livstabler January 19, 2014

broke ass low life.

-has no job.
-lives with their parents.
-mooches off their friends.
-isnt going to do anything with their life.

He lives with his parents with no job and no future, he's a broke ass low life.

broke ass low life. by amezcua September 30, 2010

kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms) 

nothing isn't as worth as life, dont worry about yourself and keep on the way of life

a situation kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms)
children who flunked in class and took father cars to go to end of year party without permission

kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms) by STS07 June 6, 2011

the ass of life 

When a woman has the most amazing ass one has ever seen. A super duper, Grade A Premium, tight, perky ass

Have you seen Sally? Hell yeah I have! Sally's a goddess and has the ass of life!

the ass of life by Robert Burk July 31, 2017

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass 

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.

Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013