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Ass Jackers 

Any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a hydraulically actuated pump type automotive lift that is used to jack up a certain part of the body, to allow for smoother access and a cleaner insertion of parts, which in this case would be the ass of a female.
Hey, did you check out Karen wearing the cut off skirt and the ass jackers? She must be guy phishing.
Ass Jackers by LMV January 2, 2009

ass jacket 

For the love of all things sacred, it certainly isn't what that other guy wrote. Holy shit.
ass jacket by AssJacket January 26, 2005

ass jacker 

one who tricks people, mostly young boys, into recieving anal sex.
-Wow after that Church Overnighter my ass really hurts and I dont know why!
-Dude I told you that priest was an ass jacker.
ass jacker by Antifelcher March 3, 2003

ass jacket 

When someone or something, is acting asinine.
Santa forgot my house....what a fucking ass jacket.
ass jacket by SantaFucksRaindeer December 2, 2014

ass jacket 

one who realizes he is an ass and thrives at it
Gene is an ass jacket.
ass jacket by MiaFreeya October 8, 2007

Ass Jacket 

Get your ass jacket on, and let's go.
Ass Jacket by Leaneagh January 1, 2015