Ass Hurt 

A display of bruised feelings; usually over something lame.

Raul got all ass hurt when Jimmy didn't return his text message right away.

Ass Hurt by country_girl40 December 17, 2010

ass hurt 

A drink in which Bob Saget Hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach with your pajamas around your ankles.

Mary-Kate: Holy shit what happend to you last night?
Ashly: I dont know, the last thing I remembered was taking a sip from Bob Saget's chocolate milk.
Mary-Kate: I remember my first ass hurt

ass hurt by conker1oo October 15, 2008

Ass hurt 

Anyone who says im special fell sorry for me or dont say that im offended or thats a hate crime.

Tom is white yuck im gonna judje him and say hes a racist i was ass hurt when i found out he is married to a african american girl.

Ass hurt by Goto1134 March 2, 2021

makes my ass hurt 

This is an adjectival expression best used to describe people, places, things, moments, and events that are so annoying/stupid/ridiculous/grating that patience diminishes, moods deflate, and the threat of violence increases. Basically, this phrase can be used to describe anything or anyone that grates on your last nerve.

The fact that we are having a departmental meeting to discuss cover sheets and TPS reports really makes my ass hurt.

makes my ass hurt by 1AnastasiaBeaverhausen July 31, 2010

Why does my ass hurt? 

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.

Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies

Why does my ass hurt? by Thot_Slayer69420 February 19, 2020

Hurt ass face

Any person who is so damn ugly that civilized words cannot describe the extent of their extreme ugliness

Devin: Hey Lucien! Have you seen the Walsh sisters?
Lucien: No
Devin: Lucky you cause those two ho's have some hurt ass faces!!

Hurt ass face by Da truth as far as you know August 6, 2011

hurt ass piece 

A way to describe a really really fugly person.

He needs to take his hurt ass piece the fuck up outta my kool-aid.

hurt ass piece by Ðj wåñnâbë December 28, 2004