Ass Hobbit 

1.Similar to the Ass Gnome. An ass hobbit is a fat midget born of a persons anus and normally has large amounts of anal moustache. Though slightly larger than ass gnomes the two are easily confused mainly because they have very similar appearance, indeed most of the time they both normally have toffee bracelets too.

2. May be used to insult a gay dwarf.

"Dude is that an ass gnome or an ass hobbit?"
"You should know, haven't you given birth to an ass gnome?"

or

"fo shizzle ass hobbit, haven't you got some rectums to invade?"

Ass Hobbit by DanteRhodesWatts February 21, 2009

Lil hobbit ass 

The absolute most demeaning insult a human being could say to a fellow human.

Sam: hey guys! What are you up to?
You: shut the fuck up you lil hobbit ass

Lil hobbit ass by Mishpace December 14, 2017

Asshobbit 

the worlds greatest insult

someone steals your cookies
"DUDE STOP BEING SUCH AN ASSHOBBIT!"

Asshobbit by bh2ppy March 5, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012