Ass Fly

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An unattractive and uninvited guy who attacks from behind and attempts to dance and/or grind on your ass while you are dancing with your girls.

Better spray the DEET tonight...you look so hot you're gonna attract an Ass Fly.

Ass Fly by ~Limerick Queen January 5, 2009

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ass-fly

A stupid, dumb, annoying and disgusting insect that enjoys being around asses. Can also be used when referring to people.

Teacher: Your friends are bad influences.
Student: Frick you mean?
Teacher: You don't even know. You damn ass-fly. You go ahead.

ass-fly by I'mActuallyAMokumflow March 28, 2019

Related Words

Big ass fly • Blue-ass fly • assfly • fly ass bitch • fly ass hoe • fly ass nigga • Fly Ass Pants • Venus Fly Ass • flying ass balls • flying ass choke

Big ass fly

A “Big Ass Fly” is a house fly that is the proportionate size of a grape and has the loudest buzz known to man and will thump into your wall many times because it’s fatass is too slow to turn. You can usually encounter this monstrosity while taking a monster shit, or when your disgusting swamp ass won’t clean up the dirty dishes in your room. The best way to get rid of a Big Ass Fly is to suck it up with a shop vac, or kill it with a fly swatter.

Dude what the hell, there is a Big ass fly in my room!

Big ass fly by Fermit_The_Krog June 10, 2020

Blue-ass fly

A British/Scottish/Irish way of saying house fly, and to make it sound like you’re doing alot, when you actually arent.

person 1: “I’m running around like a Blue-ass fly!

person 2: “oh! need any help?”

person 1: “im not actually doing much but it’d be a big help!”

Blue-ass fly by sulqur May 31, 2018

fly ass hoe

A skanky looking girl who roams large social gatherings looking for a hookup that isn't you.

Jim: Damn Paul. That is a good looking lady coming to talk to us.

Paul: she isn't coming to talk to you. She is a fly ass hoe.

fly ass hoe by Moon man February 14, 2015

Venus Fly Ass

The involuntary response of a heterosexual male when you place a figer too close to his ass hole. The hair detects activity, immediately causing the asshole to tightly clamp shut and the guy in question to jump.

During foreplay, when Mel put her finger too close to Jon's Venus Fly Ass, he clenched and yelled "hey! don't do that" - my ass is a one-way chute!

Venus Fly Ass by MelBeSea January 15, 2008

fly ass bitch

a super hot girl who's got a nice ass and likes you back.
a girl who is tan, short(5'3), smokes pot and party's.

bali - hi is a fly ass bitch.
that fly ass bitch alex, is so jail-bait!

fly ass bitch by jkoisrhkland March 3, 2006

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026