ass flower
Someone whom as been anally penetrated so many times that their anus takes the form of a blossomed flower. A.K.A, turtle neck.
ass flower by Binder September 30, 2004
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Ass Flower
When you have anul sex and the rectum wall slides out of place sometimes sticking out of the anus whitch is a Rectal Prolapse Whitch looks like an ass flower
Guy1:hey last night i was having anul sex with my girl friend and her ass flower came out and made me throw up all over her. i Got Scared and Sneaked away
Guy2: Oh....
Guy2: Oh....
Ass Flower by Urpule June 20, 2009
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ass flower by wade July 1, 2002
Ancient Ass-cheese Flower
Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.
"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."
Ancient Ass-cheese Flower by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010
flower ass
2pac song "fake ass bitches"
"...I can see right through your flower ass..."
mark buster fake ass bitch snitch
"...I can see right through your flower ass..."
mark buster fake ass bitch snitch
flower ass by Sexy Original Gangster March 20, 2014
ass flowers
Anal virginity, if you have your ass flowers you have never been fucked in the ass. It comes from the term deflower.
ass flowers by kitschbunni October 2, 2007
Ass in flowers
It's the saying to be used when somebody claims that solved some problem. You approach their solution and find a mistake or omission of taking into account a pivotal issue.
Ass in flowers by wingedhippo December 28, 2020
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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