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Ass-Faced Shit Flinger
I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger
Ass-Faced Shit Flinger by SovietRyan November 14, 2014
ass-faced monkey raper
Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.
(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)
(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)
"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."
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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
ass-faced monkey raper by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006
ass-faced to the wind
ass-faced to the wind by Joshula January 31, 2008
goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch
"The bitchiest of bitches. Reserved for one who consistently whines, thinks themselves the best, and must be taken down a notch through the use of a sweet-ass insult."
Bro 1: "Hey man, did you see that nerd Tyler? He's always going on about how cool he is and he always yells at everyone."
Bro 2:"Yeah, he's a goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch."
Bro 1: "Woah, dude, I don't know if I would go that far."
Bro 2:"Yeah, he's a goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch."
Bro 1: "Woah, dude, I don't know if I would go that far."
goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch by Gold fish ass tuna-faced bitch January 5, 2015
Donald Trump Our great fat ass fuck faced president
A fat ass rolly polly fuck face who likes shaking hands too hard and grabbing womans private parts.
He used to be in a tv show that probably hightened the number of fat ass perverts like him. What a cunt. What a slag.
Our beautiful fucking president.
He used to be in a tv show that probably hightened the number of fat ass perverts like him. What a cunt. What a slag.
Our beautiful fucking president.
All worship Donald Trump our great fat ass fuck faced president
All fuck up and shit on your nazi asses! HAil the church of the supreme donald and the support from the church of scientology. mental health
dosent exist dum asses.
All fuck up and shit on your nazi asses! HAil the church of the supreme donald and the support from the church of scientology. mental health
dosent exist dum asses.
Donald Trump Our great fat ass fuck faced president by LikeDAtAssSHit October 1, 2019
rat faced ass factory
someone ugly (i.e. looking or having the appearance of a rat) who also smells (smells include things like "ass" or a sewage factory.)
In general, someone you don't like but need a new name to call. Can be combined with other insults as well.
In general, someone you don't like but need a new name to call. Can be combined with other insults as well.
rat faced ass factory by Stacky August 27, 2003
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