Definitions by Joshula

ass-face to the wind 

A state of total fluster and/or confusion.

I'm totally ass-face to the wind right now, don't ask me for directions!

ass-face to the wind by joshula December 9, 2008

Starget 

a Starbucks located inside a Target

Lets go to the Starget and get a hot chocolate before we go Christmas shopping.

Starget by joshula November 12, 2008

ass-faced to the wind 

in a state of complete confusion and/or fluster

I'm so ass-faced to the wind right now I don't even know what's going on!

ass-faced to the wind by Joshula January 31, 2008