Ass Egg 

The act of putting an egg in your ass and cracking within the anus

"I just learnt how to do the Ass Egg."

Ass Egg by Kappa 3 2 1 October 2, 2015

Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss

The Cadbury Egg comes out Easter time, it is a chocolate egg filled with a creamey gooey center. Hence giving someone a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss is the act of fucking someone, filling their ass with cum then planting a big kiss on their asshole afterward. Anyone can perform this on anyone and you don't have to wait for easter.

The Easter Bunny gave Mother Nature a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss, LOL

Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss by jpg3 September 14, 2010

egg ass 

An asshole that has been repeatedly used for ass egg (a plastic or metal egg shaped sex toy) insertion.

Gavin's egg ass caused him discomfort when he sat down.

egg ass by salmon ladder June 6, 2013

runny egg ass 

A type off ass on a woman which resembles sunny side up eggs jiggling on a plate. Also the type of shit you have after a long night of draft beer drinking.

Man 1: "gross look at that bitches ass."

Man 2: "I know you would figure she wouldn't wear spandex with that runny egg ass!"

Second definition:

Man 1: "dude I got so fucked up last night and today I'm shitting goo."

Man 2:"aww man you got runny egg ass!"

Man 1: "yea I need some toast cuz this tp isn't cutting it."

runny egg ass by toomanyumbrellas December 3, 2009

Head ass white egg 

a stupid idiot who tells on someone 4 times in 1 week for kicking the ball away, talking in study, talking in study and taking the mask off

yo that fat kid is a head ass white egg

Head ass white egg by SWAGKJD September 11, 2020

Head ass white egg 

a stupid idiot who tells on someone 4 times in 1 week for kicking the ball away in pe, talking in study, talking in study and taking the mask off

that fatass kid with no friends who thinks he’s like conor mcgregor is such a head ass white egg

Head ass white egg by SWAGKJD September 12, 2020

Egg in my ass

When you shove an egg in your ass to cook over easy style and the squeeze it so that it drips out fully cook and ready for consumption

MOM! I'm hungry can you make my an Egg in my ass(over easy) for me

Egg in my ass by Put you egg in my ass December 12, 2018