Ass Damn

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A wad of toilet paper situated between the left and right butt cheek, just covering the anus. Most commonly used as a moisture block/absorbent on a hot summer day but may also be utilized during times of bowel irregularities. Also provides some relief as an odor absorbent. Left in place, the Ass Damn is an effective remedy against such ailments as dysentery, swamp ass and hershey squirts.

Note: the application of the Ass Damn has been directly linked to an increase in Dingle Berry activity.

A wad of soft 2 ply toilet paper makes the best Ass Damn. However, this may substitued with napkins, paper towels, hankeys, cotton balls or newspaper in times of stress.

Ass Damn by Bootface July 12, 2006

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damn ass

a word used on island to tell someone dem real stupid and you have to shout it out loud in deh ears, spelled damnass

boi yuh is de biggest damn ass in yuh family.

damn ass by valleyman between estate and louisville September 17, 2008

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FU-DAMN-ASS

A poor vain attempt at joining the words fuck, damn, and jackass together usefull when infuriated to the point of saying made up and giberish words pronounced the same as it looks except said faster

Dude1: Uh...you forgot your books
Dude2: FU-DAMN-ASS!!!!

FU-DAMN-ASS by The Sexman January 30, 2009

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damn ass

describing a beautiful woman

my woman looked damn ass last night

damn ass by dave February 11, 2005

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DAMN ASS

A LAZY BIGASS BITCH WHO SITS ALL DAY

THAT DAMN ASS WONT GIT OFF THE FUCKING COUCH

DAMN ASS by DAB FACE April 18, 2017

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Damn shawty ass fat

Used to describe a females ass being totally in shape and round as a peach, when you smack it it jiggles (no surgery needed)

Random:Damn shawty ass fat on my momma bruh

Damn shawty ass fat by Extravagant Creature September 24, 2019

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Damn that was a steezy ass kickflip son! by Damn that was a steezy ass kic September 14, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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