1) A candle that could be held in ones arse - normally for some odd sexual fantasy involving melted wax
2) A candle stuck in someones arse to factilitate the lighting of said persons fart
3) The most common use of ass candle - An insult for some idiotic person who needs a right good putting down much like "douche bag", 'ass candle' is one of the greatest put downs
2) A candle stuck in someones arse to factilitate the lighting of said persons fart
3) The most common use of ass candle - An insult for some idiotic person who needs a right good putting down much like "douche bag", 'ass candle' is one of the greatest put downs
1) *dominatrix*: "ooh yer baby i love that ass candle"
*Guy*: "Glad u like but fuck me this shit burns u freak show"
2)*Guy 1*: "Man lucky u used that ass candle that blower would have emptied the whole place"
*Guy 2*: "Haha yer shit my trousers are on fire"
3)*man crashes car into another mans bentley*
"OH U FUCKING ASS CANDLE!!!"
*Guy*: "Glad u like but fuck me this shit burns u freak show"
2)*Guy 1*: "Man lucky u used that ass candle that blower would have emptied the whole place"
*Guy 2*: "Haha yer shit my trousers are on fire"
3)*man crashes car into another mans bentley*
"OH U FUCKING ASS CANDLE!!!"
by duncsway May 02, 2007
A person who thinks that the HIV virus cannot be spread through oral sex due to the harsh environment of the mouth. Originally from Yik Yak at the University of Waterloo.
by Hoeasscandle69 December 04, 2015
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