1) Gaseous particulate that emerges from one's butthole, known colloquially as a fart.
2) The condition of the atmosphere after a donkey has spent time in it.

1) Some asshole's ass air has really fouled the air.
2) I wish you'd keep your donkey outside; the whole room reeks of ass air.

Ass Air by Cajun Bob December 24, 2003

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Air-ass bag

When a stripper or a female casually puts both feet on your shoulders (reverse) and repeatly pounds her ass into your face unexpectedly.

Dude, you guys see Dom get that air-ass bag.

Gave a girl a dollar and got an ass bag!

Dominic Davis got knocked out with an air bag.

Air-ass bag by Ddave September 10, 2016

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blowing air up my ass

Similar to the phrase "Blowing smoke up my ass" but telling a person a lie to avoid telling the truth. This is especially done when caught in the wrong or other compromising positions.

"Jim caught his wife with another man at McDonalds; they were holding hands and everything!"
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."

blowing air up my ass by wisemanoncesaid January 24, 2014

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