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A certain breed of yak also known as a Churro.
that asprey over there is very large.
Asprey by Ja1k2k3k January 10, 2010
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Asprey-ism 

1. A comment that contradicts itself or makes no sense what so ever

2. A comment that is just completely stupid and makes you question whether the person is mentally retarded or not
Asprey-ism #1:
You're racist against midgets.

Asprey-ism #2:
Cows don't do math or crosswords, so why shouldn't we kill them.
Asprey-ism by Duedeguy752 March 20, 2010
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Ashreyah 

A better social person with a lot of energy always out there to face the world. Quite confused over the time in making choices love will find his way to her. Where ever they go luck follows.A dashing chick everybody wants.
E.g.U can go on all day ,it such an Ashreyah
Ashreyah by boy__beasy____ May 6, 2019
Unique, kind human being, who is incredibly smart and nerdy. They love to solve problems and are a generally laid back person. Ashreya's are irrational and act impulsively with good intentions! Yes Ashreya's are the child your parents compare you too 🙄
Every indian parent:"What did Ashreya get? " "See what Ashreya is doing"
Ashreya by Keera Lionheart November 24, 2021
Have you seen that ashrey with all them girls;
ashrey by Ashrey November 25, 2006

Aspey rage 

The tantrums of a petulant child due to the rage cycle associated with Asperger's syndrome. Not to be confused with a Hissy fit or Tard shake
Little Stevie went into a full blown Aspey rage when we told him to clean off his desk.
Handsome and smart looking chap, with a kind and loving heart. Punctuality is his mantra. He will always be there for you even at your worst. Don't play with his patience, he's a short tempered person.
That Ashrey is such a great person.
Ashrey by Enshuldigung November 23, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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