by brittany aesthetic May 1, 2007
Get the asphyxiated mug.pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010
Get the asphyxiated turtle head mug.A group of individuals that spend their free time watching and making TikTok videos while strangling the shit out of themselves with Uncle Daddy’s belt or Auntie Mama’s girdle straps and beating off at Mach speed in the back lots of a trailer park. Also known as #A_A_H. In further incest and fuckeduppedness they call themselves a family whilst doing all of this. May or may not be related to one another.
Though those two were just friendly cousins, turns out they are Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies (#a_a_h). Sad really.
by Brendasue333 September 3, 2019
Get the Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies mug.Asphyxiation of Children is a one-man Grind/Punk project based in the UAE.
The band is mostly known for its Noisecore songs before they made the switch to "Grindpunk".
At the moment, their most popular song is "Song about Assoluto Racing", which went really well with the band's anti-music theme.
Now though, the band is pretty much dead, they used to upload a song every two days or so but now things have changed.
The band is mostly known for its Noisecore songs before they made the switch to "Grindpunk".
At the moment, their most popular song is "Song about Assoluto Racing", which went really well with the band's anti-music theme.
Now though, the band is pretty much dead, they used to upload a song every two days or so but now things have changed.
Person 1: Asphyxiation of Children is so bad, the vocals sound like a cat vomiting.
Person 2: First of all, that's metal as fuck, second of all, isn't sounding bad supposed to be its purpose?
Person 2: First of all, that's metal as fuck, second of all, isn't sounding bad supposed to be its purpose?
by SomeOriginalPseudonym May 17, 2021
Get the Asphyxiation of Children mug.To strangle or otherwise constrict the flow of oxygen to the vital organs, eventually causing death.
Invented by the Sir the Third Earl of Asphyxiate, esquire.
Invented by the Sir the Third Earl of Asphyxiate, esquire.
by bone squid January 25, 2005
Get the asphyxiate mug.You choke yourself with a belt around your neck while masturbating dressed up like batman or something then you pass out from lack of air and apparently it makes your orgasms SUPER AWESOME.
Michael Hutchence and David Carradine died while attempting to have super orgasms with autoerotic asphyxiation
by That One Guy Everybody Knows March 22, 2010
Get the Autoerotic Asphyxiation mug.*noun* pronounced: con-er-rot-ic ass-fik-see-ay-shun
01. Dying of suffocation from banging a fat chick.
02. (Medical) - Chemicals such as carbon monoxide that
prevent the blood from carrying sufficient oxygen to the brain and other organs causing oxygen starvation of tissues leading to death as a result of performing sexual intercourse with a morbidly obese female.
01. Dying of suffocation from banging a fat chick.
02. (Medical) - Chemicals such as carbon monoxide that
prevent the blood from carrying sufficient oxygen to the brain and other organs causing oxygen starvation of tissues leading to death as a result of performing sexual intercourse with a morbidly obese female.
1.Milo: “Did you hear what happened to Jay the other day?”
Papa Tony: “Naw what happened?”
Milo: “He was eating out a fat chick and her gunt enclosed in on him…he died of Connerotic Asphyxiation.”
2. Kerp:(Text message): "I got this text From Conner last night - ‘I had a chance to have a three some the other day. I couldn't because I'm dating someone"
Caesar:(Text message): “We should be happy for him, surely he would’ve died from Connerotic Asphyxiation from those two fat chicks.”
Papa Tony: “Naw what happened?”
Milo: “He was eating out a fat chick and her gunt enclosed in on him…he died of Connerotic Asphyxiation.”
2. Kerp:(Text message): "I got this text From Conner last night - ‘I had a chance to have a three some the other day. I couldn't because I'm dating someone"
Caesar:(Text message): “We should be happy for him, surely he would’ve died from Connerotic Asphyxiation from those two fat chicks.”
by The Tang Bang Crew May 19, 2008
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