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To attempt something psycotic in nature and in character. Usually involving beastiality or a random usage of a sex toy.
I pulled an Asklar last night with a dildo and a donkey/projector.
Asklar by Tim January 20, 2005
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London slang for police/federatis. Derived from Somali word for police or soldier, used mainly in London.
Also used in Swahili and Arabic.
Brother Number 1:Oi theres askar we need to cut
Brother Number 2: snm, say ma'salama to these bucktees
Askar by jdoublembabyy January 8, 2021
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It's basically a person that rules the school that he goes to and all the hos call him slim a pimp named slim
Dayum I heard those girls call him askari he must pull hella hos
Askari by STEELERS FAN 4 lyfe July 12, 2015

askar bawang 

1. An army of onions. 2. Malaysian Cybertroopers. 3. Malaysian Netizen. 4. Malaysian care citizen.
Askar Bawang is the most powerfull cybertroopers from Malaysia.

Askaariah 

a very attractive female with a nice body.
guy 1: damn, do you see that baddie over there?
guy 2: Oh yeah, that's Askaariah.
Askaariah by pussypoppink November 1, 2016
Askari Is a handsome loyal and kind human being. He has a lot of friends but only keeps a few around.Askari is very athletic and is not to be messed with because he knows how to fight if he needs to.
Oh is that Askari he is the coolest dude ever
Askari by Samuel Louise November 23, 2021
He has the biggest dick and is super cool. He is the best at basketball and can get any girl.
Girl 1: Is that Askar?

Girl 2: Yeah
*Both girls get wet*
Askar by Niggaria March 2, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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