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To invite someone on the lesser-known form of date where instead of going somewhere outside of the home to socialize with your partner you simply invite them straight into your home. More than often is the intention mainly sexual.
Gus is trying to find a worthy girl tonight to ask in. He's really hoping to get laid.
Ask in by TheDemolingtion May 2, 2012
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It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption 

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption
It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

ask gabby instead 

Gabby is equivalent to a whole. Fuck you rick ask her instead of me since you think she's hotter. die.
_ is a bitch and likes someone named Gabby who is a nasty whore.

Ask Gabby instead she's a dumbass.

"Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing 

When your parents constantly say to ask the other parent when you ask something, making you stuck in a loop.
"Mom and dad, will you please stop "Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing and just say yes or no?"

biting into my ask

When a task at hand takes up time that you would normally reserve for browsing Ask.com.
Can we get this done and over with? It's biting into my ask.
biting into my ask by Tyto_alba December 18, 2014

National ask out your love interest day 

On August 1st you have to ask out your love interest.
Someones friend : “it’s national ask out your love interest day”
Someone : ”ok”
*later*
Someone : “will you go out with me”
Someones love interest : “yes!!”

International ask your crush out day

On November 25th of every year everyone has to ask their crush out no matter how nervous.
Happy international ask your crush out day
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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