Definitions by Da_Goat_1

Criminatic

A adjective to describe a law or action that should be illegal, but isn't.

Walking out of a store without buying just feels criminatic.

Criminatic by Da_Goat_1 May 19, 2026

"Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing 

When your parents constantly say to ask the other parent when you ask something, making you stuck in a loop.

"Mom and dad, will you please stop "Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing and just say yes or no?"

"Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing by Da_Goat_1 October 9, 2025

Sarcaspeak 

To sarcaspeak is to constantly speak sarcastically, used as a verb.
(Pronounced Sar as in pronounced like the word sorry, then Ca as in the word come, and then speak.
Sar-ca-speak)

"He likes to sarcaspeak, even if people think he's literal"

Sarcaspeak by Da_Goat_1 July 14, 2025

Slaughtickle 

When you are tickled to the point you are in pain and/or hitting objects around you.
(Pronounced Slot-i-coal)

My dad slaughtickled me, and i accidentally broke mom's favorite vase!
Don't you dare slaughtickle me!

Slaughtickle by Da_Goat_1 June 30, 2025

Relaxative 

Keeping calm while on the toilet, no screaming, just calm.

Dude you're trying too hard to poop, just stay relaxative.

Relaxative by Da_Goat_1 June 30, 2025

Enbliss 

To make happy, to lighten the mood, to fill with joy.

"It's very tricky to enbliss the mood after a loved one died."

Enbliss by Da_Goat_1 June 25, 2025