Ashirmation 

Undeserved affirmation that has been demanded by a needy person - normally some kind of celebrity

Ash: Hey, everyone, I acted like an ordinary decent human being
Rose: oh, good
Ash: HEY, EVERYONE, I ACTED LIKE AN ORDINARY DECENT HUMAN BEING
Rose: What do you need, a medal, or just a bit of ashirmation?

Ashirmation by ninjar November 4, 2014

cyber-affirmation 

noun or verb

The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)

See also: cyber-vanity

Dan is totally into cyber-affirmation. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.

cyber-affirmation by gtbarry May 5, 2009

affirmations

n.

Statements an individual repeats in order to change their perception or beliefs, usually about their self.

In the old SNL sketch, "Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley", he would look in the mirror and say, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."

affirmations by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021

cuckold affirmation

An event held by a woman who practices cuckoldry. This event is generally composed of a cuckold affirmation ceremony which has vows and rings or jewelry exchange. Typically there is some type of after-party and then a "Cuckymoon"

Betty has been cuckolding her husband Ken for several years. She loves her husband but find him to be sexually inadequate or boring. Betty has a boyfriend Tom and decides that she wants to make her status as a cuckoldress "official".

Betty decides she wants to hold her own cuckold affirmation. She and her husband plan out the event, invite some of their friends who know about their special marriage.

On the special day they hold a ceremony in their home. At the cermeony Betty asserts her rights as a cuckolding or hot-wife. During the vows Betty affirms her sexual rights and freedoms while Ken pledges his support for his wife's sexual freedom while he must remain faithful to her. Betty's boyfriend Tom promises to provide Betty with the sexual pleasure and satisfation that her cuckold husband cannot.
There is then a party afterward. That evening Betty and Tom go on their Cuckymoon.

cuckold affirmation by pussy whipped husband - Steve May 26, 2007

Assfirmation 

When someone farts and looks around to get affirmation that others experienced the gas.

Eric farted a quality silent puff of gas and looked around for assfirmation.

Assfirmation by ERIC Jenson March 3, 2014

Affirmation 

full intent within spoken word

With my full awareness as I speak my affirmations the Universe receives by law of attraction.

Affirmation by G'ity September 4, 2021

Aspiration 

The wet spot left in the seat of the chair after a long meeting.

When the meeting adjourned and everyone arose from their chairs, their aspiration was clearly visible on the plastic seats.

Aspiration by BaptistMonk September 4, 2009