Asariaz

Chill layed back typa person. They’re sneaky and know what they want. When they love someone they’ll love them hard. Good at missionary, but suck at talking dirty. They also suck at responding back in time because they’re always falling asleep. Will do the crazy shit they’re significant other tells them to do. They will take care of you and make sure your safe. They will listen to you and will support you. They will put you before them.

There goes Asariaz lightning up another blunt. Crazy ass fr.

Asariaz by Mommymommy3 November 23, 2021

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asahiazumane-ism

A religious group where they all gather in the church to praise Asahi. Some of the activities in this religion are practicing shyness, putting their hair in buns, and growing facial hair. People who follow this religion believe the only way to become perfect in body and in spirit is to resemble their lord.

Person 1: Is that Jesus himself?
Person 2: No that’s Asahi! The god of AsahiAzumane-ism!!
Person 1: I want to follow that religion!

asahiazumane-ism by Kuroosphatbussy November 11, 2020