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Asallee is the funniest sweetest and silliest girl I know. She always has the coolest outfits, literally nothing has ever looked bad on her. Asallee is the prettiest most beautiful girl there ever was. Effortlessly. She’s not the smartest girl in the world, but she still somehow gets good grades and she gives the best advice when you need it. She’ll always make you feel better when you need it and check up on you if it looks like you’re not feeling okay. She doesn’t have that many hobbies, but the ones she does have, she’s passionate about. Like horseback. She’ll instantly make your day better just by her presence and her contagious laughter.
Asallee is one my favorite people in this whole world
Asallee by MsGurlUwU April 13, 2024
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Farsi for the word "honey."

Asalle's are beautiful, funny, intelligent, caring, and ambitious. Asalle's tend to have rocking bodies, gorgeous eyes, amazing hair, and are otherwise sexy as hell. You will know you have met an Asalle if she only grows more beautiful as you get to know her.
You: I had an amazing conversation with this woman last night at my friend's party. She is a total Asalle.
Me: Finding an Asalle is rare, dude. You better make plans with that lady ASAP!
Asalle by ThisIsMyCuteName October 18, 2017
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An Asalee is pretty much the best person you will ever have the pleasure to meet. She is everything you would ever want in a person. Sweet, caring, loving, selfless, but there’s a catch. She’s the biggest baddest bitch around. You don’t mess with an Asalee because she will kick your ass.
“ Damn bro look at Asalee. I would NOT wanna get on her badside”

“ Really bro Asalee’s harmless. She’s like the coolest person I’ve ever met.

“ Oh for sure, but she’s also badass
Asalee by asaleeeeeeee April 20, 2020

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026