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Asallee is the funniest sweetest and silliest girl I know. She always has the coolest outfits, literally nothing has ever looked bad on her. Asallee is the prettiest most beautiful girl there ever was. Effortlessly. She’s not the smartest girl in the world, but she still somehow gets good grades and she gives the best advice when you need it. She’ll always make you feel better when you need it and check up on you if it looks like you’re not feeling okay. She doesn’t have that many hobbies, but the ones she does have, she’s passionate about. Like horseback. She’ll instantly make your day better just by her presence and her contagious laughter.
Asallee is one my favorite people in this whole world
Asallee by MsGurlUwU April 13, 2024
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Farsi for the word "honey."

Asalle's are beautiful, funny, intelligent, caring, and ambitious. Asalle's tend to have rocking bodies, gorgeous eyes, amazing hair, and are otherwise sexy as hell. You will know you have met an Asalle if she only grows more beautiful as you get to know her.
You: I had an amazing conversation with this woman last night at my friend's party. She is a total Asalle.
Me: Finding an Asalle is rare, dude. You better make plans with that lady ASAP!
Asalle by ThisIsMyCuteName October 18, 2017
An Asalee is pretty much the best person you will ever have the pleasure to meet. She is everything you would ever want in a person. Sweet, caring, loving, selfless, but there’s a catch. She’s the biggest baddest bitch around. You don’t mess with an Asalee because she will kick your ass.
“ Damn bro look at Asalee. I would NOT wanna get on her badside”

“ Really bro Asalee’s harmless. She’s like the coolest person I’ve ever met.

“ Oh for sure, but she’s also badass
Asalee by asaleeeeeeee April 20, 2020
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