Asaff 

Big dick energy eritrean forehead nigga. Loved by men, hated by girls. Most gay nigga on the planet.

You are so Asaff.

Asaff by Nicholas71928 November 22, 2021

Asdffdsa 

The string of characters typed into the internet when a person is bored, bored even beyond even typing asdf, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm or asdfghjkl

Asdffdsa is a very challenging word to say.

Asdffdsa by Ferret250 July 31, 2015

ASAFP 

As Soon As Fucking Possible

We needed those numbers yesterday! Get me that report ASAFP!

ASAFP by belmug October 17, 2003

ASAFP 

To do something As Soon As Fucking Possible, or As Soon As Frickin Possible.

Look, the tornado is going to be in here within a few minutes, get over here ASAFP!!!

ASAFP by The Kentucky Yankee May 15, 2005

ASAMFP 

As Soon As Mother Fuckin Possible

I need a confirmation from you ASAMFP!

ASAMFP by goatofcolors August 18, 2009

asffdsalkjhhjlfghhgfqwerrewqpoiuuiprtyuuytrzxcvvcxzmnbvvbnm 

you really had the time to type this? that essay of yours will have a 0 for INCOMPLEET people. you have to be REALLY board to make this combination.

board person 1: I'm REALLY board. board person 2: ok, well try typing asffdsalkjhhjlfghhgfqwerrewqpoiuuiprtyuuytrzxcvvcxzmnbvvbnm in google, maybe is unknown! board person 1: (me) hey! it is! I'm gonna be the first person to make a definition!

asffdsalkjhhjlfghhgfqwerrewqpoiuuiprtyuuytrzxcvvcxzmnbvvbnm by le li December 4, 2020

ASAF 

An acronym for the phrase: As Sexy As Fuck.
For when one is exceptionally sexy.

"That guy over there is Asaf."
"Man alive! I'd hit that!"

ASAF by the_egyptian October 24, 2015