As cold as a witches tit
As cold as a witches tit by Joseph Hughes May 9, 2004
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cold as a witches left tit
Used to describe something that is insanely cold.
Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.
Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.
Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.
Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.
"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."
Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.
"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."
Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.
"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."
cold as a witches left tit by allaspiaggia January 16, 2013
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cold as a witches titty
cold as a witches titty by coldliketitty February 11, 2007
Cold as a witches titty
Extremely cold. Witches traditionally hold their Sabbaths outside at night naked. It can get really cold especially in Europe. Hence, cold as a witches titty.
Cold as a witches titty by Philip D. Snuts July 31, 2019
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