As cold as a witches tit 

An object that is extremely cold

The pizza's as cold as a witches tit

As cold as a witches tit by Joseph Hughes May 9, 2004

cold as a witches left tit 

Used to describe something that is insanely cold.

Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.

Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.

"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."

Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.

"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."

cold as a witches left tit by allaspiaggia January 16, 2013

cold as a witches titty 

when you are outside and your nipples are sticking straight out

my wife and i walked outside and i said wow your cold as a witches titty!!!!

cold as a witches titty by coldliketitty February 11, 2007

Cold as a witches titty 

Extremely cold. Witches traditionally hold their Sabbaths outside at night naked. It can get really cold especially in Europe. Hence, cold as a witches titty.

I ain't standin out there! It's cold as a witches titty!

Cold as a witches titty by Philip D. Snuts July 31, 2019