Artificial Fart
An emission of gas produced by the ingestion of air from the anus into the rectum. Distinct from a natural fart which is produced by gas within the intestine.
Artificial Fart by RiverWord March 7, 2008
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fartificial
noun: a fake or false fart
verb: pretending to fart by making loud, fart-like sounds by various methods including but not limited to mouths and/or hands, arms, or armpits.
verb: pretending to fart by making loud, fart-like sounds by various methods including but not limited to mouths and/or hands, arms, or armpits.
Three guys at a party, standing in the hallway. One goes in the bathroom and soon really loud fart-like sounds begin.
First guy looks at the second and says, "oh dude, he's..."
Second guy interrupts, "No man, fartificial."
or
Kate was so embarrassed when her Mom came to visit and Brad thought it'd be funny to go in the bathroom and fartificial.
First guy looks at the second and says, "oh dude, he's..."
Second guy interrupts, "No man, fartificial."
or
Kate was so embarrassed when her Mom came to visit and Brad thought it'd be funny to go in the bathroom and fartificial.
fartificial by claudel November 10, 2009
Fartificial Intelligence
In business (mostly ineffectual meetings), the ability to use high-tech buzzwords and industry acronyms as a smokescreen for lack of certainty and/or subject matter expertise.
When asked how the NFT and VR initiatives would affect MQLs, the marketing director displayed fartificial intelligence by quickly pivoting to the lack of efficiencies and cross-functional support for longer-term, mission-driven ROI efforts that promote sustainability and increase engagement across the global ecosystem.
Fartificial Intelligence by C. B. LEE October 23, 2022
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Fartificial Insemination by Thedonius Parcelfoot III September 10, 2025
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