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fartificial

noun: a fake or false fart
verb: pretending to fart by making loud, fart-like sounds by various methods including but not limited to mouths and/or hands, arms, or armpits.
Three guys at a party, standing in the hallway. One goes in the bathroom and soon really loud fart-like sounds begin.
First guy looks at the second and says, "oh dude, he's..."
Second guy interrupts, "No man, fartificial."

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Kate was so embarrassed when her Mom came to visit and Brad thought it'd be funny to go in the bathroom and fartificial.
by claudel November 10, 2009
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Fartificial Intelligence

In business (mostly ineffectual meetings), the ability to use high-tech buzzwords and industry acronyms as a smokescreen for lack of certainty and/or subject matter expertise.
When asked how the NFT and VR initiatives would affect MQLs, the marketing director displayed fartificial intelligence by quickly pivoting to the lack of efficiencies and cross-functional support for longer-term, mission-driven ROI efforts that promote sustainability and increase engagement across the global ecosystem.
by C. B. LEE October 23, 2022
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Fartificial Insemination

When you nut in someone’s butt and they fart it into a pussy.
Yah bro, my Dads couldn’t get pregnant so they had to use fartificial insemination.
by Thedonius Parcelfoot III September 10, 2025
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artificial stupidity

artificial stupidity is when a natural brunette who dyes/highlights their hair blonde claims a "blonde moment" to make an excuse for a stupid move.
Eric "That was dumb!"
Ann Marie "Sorry. I had a 'blonde moment.'"
Eric "But you're not a REAL blonde! You had artificial stupidity!"
by AMarie0908 August 16, 2010
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artificial people

fake people act nowhere near how they would act when they are alone by themselves. 70-80 percent of people act fake or artificial to impress people.
some artificial people are Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Kristen Stewart...etc.
by yogabagabagaba January 2, 2014
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Artificial chocolate milking

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.
Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.
by Coco Sean August 10, 2016
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artificial deadline

A random deadline to complete a task, which has no real world consequences. For example, your office sets Monday as the deadline on all canned food donations for charity , but the box just sits there until Friday, which is the actual day they planned on taking it to the food bank.
"Hey bro, did you get your weekly report done for the big boss? He needs it today!"

"Naaah, it's only Wednesday. Wednesday's an artificial deadline, because he doesn't even send those reports to corporate for another week."
by Mr. Bill III October 15, 2016
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