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Art-On
1. To loose oneself in aesthetic beauty
2. Experience consolation in fine and visual arts
3. Find transcendental contentment in art
2. Experience consolation in fine and visual arts
3. Find transcendental contentment in art
-- “Man, everything sucks. My job, my girl, my city. And who’s gonna save the day? The Democrats? The Republicans? Donald Trump? They're all a shower of dicks who think we’re all idiots. And you know what? We are idiots. Who else but an idiot would put up with all this sub-mental, rip-off bullshine? I swear, I can’t take it no more. It’s Glock-22 time.”
-- “Chill, son. You need to let that shit loose by sliding over to the museum and soak up some Mondrian and Miro. Or school up on an instrument like the trumpet. Get your girl; waltz her honey ass to a dance class. And when all else fails, channel your hang-up’s and screw-up’s into a play, off-Broadway style. Don’t look back in anger, man. Know’m saying? Get your art-on.”
-- “Chill, son. You need to let that shit loose by sliding over to the museum and soak up some Mondrian and Miro. Or school up on an instrument like the trumpet. Get your girl; waltz her honey ass to a dance class. And when all else fails, channel your hang-up’s and screw-up’s into a play, off-Broadway style. Don’t look back in anger, man. Know’m saying? Get your art-on.”
Art-On by Sophie Abrahams April 8, 2011
Art-On
/ärt-än,ôn/ n.
A heightened sense of euphoria/excitement/arousal/everything due to thoughts or experiences involving art.
A heightened sense of euphoria/excitement/arousal/everything due to thoughts or experiences involving art.
Art on a Stick
Any of a variety of cheesy, cheaply made “art” items usually found for sale at art fairs and craft shows. Many times, if not always, involving a garden gazing ball glued to a stick with some glitter, beads, or other what-not thrown in for good measure.
“I was really hoping to find a nice present for her at the Art Fair, but all they had in the booths was Art on a Stick. I was very disappointed.”
Art on a Stick by Alexandra July 28, 2004
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