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When you try to make fun of someone and fail, you are Arsefat
Mia : Kekeke i will try to insult dabe
-fails insulting dabe-
Dabe : You're Arsefat.
Arsefat by Dabe AKA ilyaDish January 2, 2009
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arseathon 

An activity involving lots of peoples buttocks being blasted at once EG similar to a gang bang but its only arses being blasted.

Arseathon came from the word marathon as it is similar to a marathon only all of the people taking part in the activity are not running, they are taking part in arse blasting as a form of pleasure or just for the competition.
" man i walked into a pub the other night, i couldnt get out of there fast enough they were a right bunch of arseathon lovers"

"My friend went to this gay club the other night with a gay friend of his, apparently there was a right old fuckin arseathon going on in there "

"Hey darling do you fancy taking part in an arsethon session at mines later on?"

"sure ill bring the lube"
arseathon by J. Alexander D March 14, 2009
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Arsefacey 

A small town on the Isle of Man. Named #42 in the 2012 Crap Towns Roundup, just above Fucksgrove.
"I hate being from Arsefacey" "Could be worse, you could be a Fucksgrove guy"
Arsefacey by roadworks May 3, 2013

arselated 

When an individual is isolated for being an arsehole
The guys arselated Paul after he not only slept with all their wives but reported back that none of them scored higher than 3 on the great shag scale.
arselated by QtThinkers November 8, 2015
Character from the Preacher comics by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon (Vertigo DC).
When his hero Kurt Cobain committed suicide, Sheriff Hugo Root's son shot himself in the face with a shotgun.
The suicide attempt failed though, and the reconstructive surgery left the boy with a large wrinkly hole in his face.
As Proinsias Cassidy the Irish Vampire put it, "that fella's got a face like an arse!", and so the boy adopted the name for himself and soon became a rock icon with the help of record producer Gene Sergeant (who later screwed him and ran off with the money).
"Uh uhm Uhfuh!" (I am Arseface)
arseface by Michael S May 6, 2004

arsefarmer 

What Pirate is. Someone who farms arses.
Pirate is an arsefarmer.
arsefarmer by directed July 22, 2008
The British version of "asshat". See also asshat
arsehat by Thom Gray September 3, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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