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arseathon 

An activity involving lots of peoples buttocks being blasted at once EG similar to a gang bang but its only arses being blasted.

Arseathon came from the word marathon as it is similar to a marathon only all of the people taking part in the activity are not running, they are taking part in arse blasting as a form of pleasure or just for the competition.
" man i walked into a pub the other night, i couldnt get out of there fast enough they were a right bunch of arseathon lovers"

"My friend went to this gay club the other night with a gay friend of his, apparently there was a right old fuckin arseathon going on in there "

"Hey darling do you fancy taking part in an arsethon session at mines later on?"

"sure ill bring the lube"
arseathon by J. Alexander D March 14, 2009
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Arsefacey 

A small town on the Isle of Man. Named #42 in the 2012 Crap Towns Roundup, just above Fucksgrove.
"I hate being from Arsefacey" "Could be worse, you could be a Fucksgrove guy"
Arsefacey by roadworks May 3, 2013

arselated 

When an individual is isolated for being an arsehole
The guys arselated Paul after he not only slept with all their wives but reported back that none of them scored higher than 3 on the great shag scale.
arselated by QtThinkers November 8, 2015
Character from the Preacher comics by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon (Vertigo DC).
When his hero Kurt Cobain committed suicide, Sheriff Hugo Root's son shot himself in the face with a shotgun.
The suicide attempt failed though, and the reconstructive surgery left the boy with a large wrinkly hole in his face.
As Proinsias Cassidy the Irish Vampire put it, "that fella's got a face like an arse!", and so the boy adopted the name for himself and soon became a rock icon with the help of record producer Gene Sergeant (who later screwed him and ran off with the money).
"Uh uhm Uhfuh!" (I am Arseface)
arseface by Michael S May 6, 2004

arsefarmer 

What Pirate is. Someone who farms arses.
Pirate is an arsefarmer.
arsefarmer by directed July 22, 2008
The British version of "asshat". See also asshat
arsehat by Thom Gray September 3, 2003